The great deception

Dear reader,

My elder (but by no means wiser, and certainly not bigger) brother has taken to preying on some of my character traits. Until now I have not responded as I thought, in your minds, the patent hipocrisy (the swine wouldn't tell me how to spell it!)would negate anything he said; but, as the start of this sentence may suggest, I've had a change of mind. Previously, I willingly accepted Mark's sniping little japes because, afterall, he has to have something; I mean, he is 5 inches shorter than me - and substantially weaker! But enough is enough. And so I return to the title, 'the great deception'.

Mark, my perfidious brother, is very quick to peddle his high standards of personal hygiene, he is also quick to mock other people's hygiene standards (Andrew, you're not to be taken as an example as your hygiene standards deserve to be a)mocked, and b) referred to the UN Security Council). But it is Mark who has not showered (he could flaw any man by lifting his arm), and who proposed eating at KFC (meanwhile, dear reader, I was changing my nuclear warfare suit whilst drinking bleach).

Mark also hastens to call people "girly", but who has an unparalleled knowledge of cosmetics? And who is the number one authority on moisturiser?

The curtain has been lifted.
ttfn,
Tommy