The average spanish man...

Wakes up late, hung over. Goes to work in either a sausage or ham factory. He refuses to work, but smokes and tells jokes instead, whilst itching his balls and showing off his bravado. He returns from work at 1:30. From 2 till 4 he sleeps. On waking up he goes to the front room, where he thinks of insults and practises flamenco. The dancing falls by the wayside as insult creation reaches a fervent pitch. Armed with moves and insults he makes his way to the bull ring. After the figth and ridicule he makes his way to a tapas bar. He eats and shouts, taking care to cover the floor in food. After this he argues with his friends, unleashing his new insults about donkeys and hamsters. Then on to a bar where he shows off his new moves.